The fries.wtf value report · live data · updated Sep 13, 2026
What $10 really buys at the drive-thru
The menu board shows you a price. It doesn’t show you what that price buys. We collect real prices straight from each chain’s ordering system and pair them with published nutrition — so here’s where your dollar actually goes furthest, no estimates, no guesses.
Finding 01 · The protein spread
How much protein does $10 buy?
Median grams of protein per $10 spent, by chain. If you eat to hit a protein target for the least money, this is the whole game.
23× more protein for the same ten bucks — Costco Food Court* vs Panda Express.
grams of protein per $10 · median item · bar to scale
Finding 02 · Peak protein efficiency
The cheapest way to get 30g of protein
Every priced item scaled to a 30g-protein serving at its own price-per-gram — the most efficient protein sources in all of fast food.
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Whole 18" Cheese Pizza$1.25Costco Food Court* · $9.95 · 239g protein
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Cheese Pizza (Slice)$1.49Costco Food Court* · $1.99 · 40g protein
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Combo Pizza (Slice)$1.76Costco Food Court* · $1.99 · 34g protein
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Pepperoni Pizza (Slice)$1.81Costco Food Court* · $1.99 · 33g protein
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Hot Dog & 20 oz Soda (Combo)$1.88Costco Food Court* · $1.50 · 24g protein
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ExtraMostBestest® Pepperoni$1.93Little Caesars · $8.74 · 136g protein
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HOUSE-MADE GUACAMOLE$2.04Buffalo Wild Wings · $1.09 · 16g protein
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Large Classic Pepperoni$2.07Little Caesars · $7.74 · 112g protein
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Chicken Bake$2.30Costco Food Court* · $3.99 · 52g protein
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Slices-N-Stix® Bacon$2.33Little Caesars · $8.99 · 116g protein
cost to reach 30g of protein · bar = efficiency vs the leader
Finding 03 · One pick per chain
The best-value item at every chain
The single highest value-score pick at each chain — the one thing to order if you care what your dollar buys. Value blends protein-per-$, calories-per-$ and nutrition quality.
Finding 04 · The inflation watch
Are fast-food prices actually rising?
* Costco Food Court figures are the posted menu prices. Eating there requires a Costco membership (from about $65/year), which these per-item prices don’t include — worth remembering when the warehouse tops the value charts against no-membership drive-thrus.
Get the next move before the crowd
Prices are sticky until they aren’t. We’ll email you the moment one drops — at most one digest a day.